We are in the kitchen, emptying the dishwasher. His job is to unload the silverware back into the drawer.
While doing this, he is hopping around, obviously doing the pee-pee dance. I send him to the bathroom. He goes and in 20 seconds is back in the kitchen.
Me: Ben, did you go to the bathroom?
Me: Did you flush the toilet & wash your hands?
Ben: I really wish you didn't ask that.
So, who wants him in their kindergarten class in the fall?