Things Ben Has Said Today, and it's only noon!

Faith is going to a sleepover birthday party tonight at a friend's house, so it will just be Ben & I (and Shaun) home.

Me: Ben, what do you want to do tonight while Faith is at her sleepover?
Ben: Have a family game night.
Me: OK, what should we play?
Ben: Poker!

OK ....

So I was snuggling him and suggesting what we can do.

Me: We can snuggle up in your bed and read books. We can have ice cream. Well, not in your bed.
Ben: Why not? Daddy eats in bed.
Me: No, he doesn't, we don't eat in the bedrooms.
Ben: Well, Daddy eats on the couch and he sleeps there.

And while we were getting dressed:

Me: Why don't you wear your orange skateboard shirt? It's clean and you look nice in orange.
Ben: OK, but can I have my skateboard?
Me: No, I put it away, you were skateboarding in my house.
Ben: No I wasn't! I was jumping on it to make it move. I don't know how to skateboard.