Today's Deep Thought from Ben

We are in the kitchen, emptying the dishwasher. His job is to unload the silverware back into the drawer.

While doing this, he is hopping around, obviously doing the pee-pee dance. I send him to the bathroom. He goes and in 20 seconds is back in the kitchen.

Me: Ben, did you go to the bathroom?
Ben: Yes!
Me: Did you flush the toilet & wash your hands?
Ben: I really wish you didn't ask that.

So, who wants him in their kindergarten class in the fall?